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frantbh:

so glad his leg isnt broken

frantbh:

so glad his leg isnt broken

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theecuntwhisperer:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT


Sounds like a boss level of a video game..

theecuntwhisperer:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

Sounds like a boss level of a video game..

(via superfastjelly-fish)

straaya:

I’m okay with this

straaya:

I’m okay with this

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sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

(via gofuckingnuts)

12-gauge-rage:

Video game glitches in real life.

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surimistick:

at first i tought it was cappuccino

a catpuccino

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daniellaaxox:

Coac(hella expensive)

Coac(hella far away)

Coac(hella wish I could go)

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kateoplis:

"This is what almost four billion years of human evolution looks like when it’s condensed down to ten seconds, thanks to the fine folks behind the original Cosmos.
From self-replicating bags of chemistry to billions of bacteria to crude multicellular blobs to tiny swimming monsters to clumsily creeping fish to fuzzy proto-mammals to weird, naked, two-legged apes … every cosmic blink holds a beautiful story.
If you’d like to retrace your steps along the path of time that ends with you, I recommend this awesome Wikipedia page.” jtotheizzoe

kateoplis:

"This is what almost four billion years of human evolution looks like when it’s condensed down to ten seconds, thanks to the fine folks behind the original Cosmos.

From self-replicating bags of chemistry to billions of bacteria to crude multicellular blobs to tiny swimming monsters to clumsily creeping fish to fuzzy proto-mammals to weird, naked, two-legged apes … every cosmic blink holds a beautiful story.

If you’d like to retrace your steps along the path of time that ends with you, I recommend this awesome Wikipedia page.” jtotheizzoe

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ski-and-destroy:

vvankinq:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

protons

Because the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

ski-and-destroy:

vvankinq:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

protons

Because the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

(Source: i-justreally-like-cats-okay, via mountainslut)

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malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

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