Latest Tweets:

hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white

hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

tarvosjustsofresh:

titshmi:

“Plenty of fish in the sea”

i never thought i’d identify with a shark.

tarvosjustsofresh:

titshmi:

“Plenty of fish in the sea”

i never thought i’d identify with a shark.

(via emotional-complexity)

(Source: monstergagaholic, via memewhore)

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

lol-post:

Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.

I’m laughing so fucking hard

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

lol-post:

Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.

I’m laughing so fucking hard

(via superfastjelly-fish)

blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

(via cshibby)

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

(via smilesfadeandtearsfall)

butimstillbeautiful:

"Only 5 percent of women have the type of body we see on billboards and in TV commercials. The "Expose" project wants you to see the remaining 95 percent.” (Huffington Post Article)

Tell me something.

When was the last time you opened up your browser and saw a beautiful image of a body shape that looked just like yours?

When was the last time you saw an image of skin markings that looked just like yours?

When was the last time you saw an image of breasts that looked just like yours? An ass that looked just like yours? Scars that looked just like yours? A belly that looked just like yours? 

(via child-ishgambino)

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pleasedont137:

Translucent Hermit Shell Crabs adorned with architectural cityscapes
By Aki Inomata

(Source: thisiscolossal.com)

timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

(via wesleepwalk)

hold-on-till-day:

I found my senior quote.

(Source: sensationalsherri, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

magicalnaturetour:

"Shh! I’m in disguise" -Lucy
Photography: Clarisse 

magicalnaturetour:

"Shh! I’m in disguise" -Lucy

Photography: Clarisse 

(via kisstherain9118)

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Birthday pug

Birthday pug

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

(via hophoplittlebunny)